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Subject: Dave knows everyone
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sticky 12.06.08 - 07:55am
A guy goes to his boss, boastin i know everyone in the world. His boss says sod off dave you can't know everyone. What about tom cruise? You know him. So dave picks up the phone. Hey tom, can you say hello to my boss. And sure enuf it sounds like tom cruise. So his boss says what about david beckham? Again dave picks up the phone. Again it sounds like becks. So the boss thinks right i'll fix him. Bet you don't know the pope. Dave reaches for the phone. But his boss says no, come with me. They get a flight to rome. Stand in st marks and the pope comes out on the balcony. He waves to the crowd. Fate says hang on theres too many people he can't see me, you wait here. A few minutes later dave appears on the balcony next to the pope. When he gets back his boss is lying on the ground holding his chest. Boss! Boss. Are you ok? I told you i knew him. It wasn't that says his boss, it was when the guy next to me asked his friend Who's that up on the balcony next to dave *
bluey3 12.06.08 - 06:26pm
That was superb! I really lyked it.Thanx a lot n' u r warmly welcome! *
nikan 12.06.08 - 07:22pm
U guys rock. That joke's funny 2.
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